I Wish I Was The President lyrics

It`s the end of the month I gotta pay the rent
I wish I was the President
It`s the end of the month and all my money i spent
I wish I was the President

I`d have a big white house with a yard and a fence
So I could keep all the terrorists out
I`d be the king of the world I would lie and deny
And get high with little honor role girls

I wish I was the President
It`s the end of the month and what a year so far
I wish I was the President
Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

And drive it straight to the strip bar
Where I`d be drinkin for free
And have a bunch of naked bitches yellin fuck the poilce with me
Snortin shit up my nose
With the flag in my hand here my national anthem goes

I`d make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

It`s the end of the month another one down the drain
I`d have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane
And I would still complain
I`d do whatever I please
And take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies
I`d smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car
And fuck11 differnt porno stars
I`d live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes
And I`d barely have to see my wife

I`d make every day a holiday
I wish I was the President
A mandatory raise for the underpaid
I wish I was the President

Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me
Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy
Goddammit do you have to complain
Don`t you think I`m tired of the same ole same ole thing

I wish I was the President