I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies lyrics

She looks so diviine & I can`t see

Why she prefers that nerd to me

How come she ain`t mine, I wanna be

I wish that I could be Ernie



`Ive got the blues, if I could choose

then I would be in Ernie`s shoes ooee, Who`s he... Ernie.

It would be my only chance,

if I were wearing Ernie`s pants

I wish my eyes were, wish my eyes were...



I wish my eyes were Ernie`s, I wish it could be true

I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie`s

to see through and

if my eyes were Ernie`s, then I would not be blue

coz if my eyes were Ernie`s

my eyes would be with you.



Her hands in Ernie`s as she walks by

Its gone way to far

I`m shakin` at the knees, she looks so fine

how comes Ernie`s bird aint mine



`with Ernie`s arse & Ernie`s chest

In Ernie`s under-kegs n` vest

I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were...



I wish...



[Guitar bit]



With Ernie`s hand n` Ernie`s arms

I wish that I had Ernie`s charms

I would never let her go, If I were only Ernie oh

I wish my eyes were... Wish my eyes were ooooo



I wish my eyes were Ernie`s...