Idiot Savant lyrics

You know he read a couple books

And now he shoots me dirty looks

As if he thinks he`s better than me

A condescending attitude

Well I hate to tell you dude

Can`t even buy a vowel on your SAT`s



Some cruel prick told him he`s on the ball

Don`t hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call

He`s an idiot savant, a first class moron

He`s an idiot savant, a jackass indeed

He`s an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop

The next studying Geometry



He really made his parents proud

A regular Magna Cum Laud

Valedictorian of the urinal set

Is he a genius? Listen, bud

The man splits atoms with his butt

Don`t need his fingers to count to ten



He`s a Renaissance man of the world he`s doing well

He`s close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help

He`s an idiot savant, he`s a cloth-eared flop

He`s an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed

He`s an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard

Who drooled his way to a PhD



He`s way too smart to be fooled

By the likes of me or you

He knows what`s going on in the world

He thinks that Chili con carne

Is a Mexican farmer

And RuPaul is just a real tall girl



He`ll show you who`s really the better man

As he asks you if you`d like some fries with that

He`s an idiot savant in a 30 point font

He`s an idiot savant, a walking dictionary

He`s an idiot savant, ask him what he wants

Just to go down on history



[Repeat first chorus]
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