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<pre><font size='+2'>IF A GIRL ISN T PRETTY lyrics BARBRA STREISAND</font><br>Funny girl is the life of vaudeville comedienne fanny brice (1891-1951), starting in 1910.<br />
 Actually the show starts after she has become a success on stage and flashes back to her<br />
 Origins.  it opens in fanny`s dressing room.  she is waiting for her husband, nick arnstein,<br />
 To return after being in prison. she looks back to when she was a 19-year old hopeful.<br />
 Her mother`s poker buddies think she`s wasting her life trying to break into show business.<br />
 Mrs. strakosh:<br />
 Fanny, when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter--<br />
 Especially the male element--they want something to look at!<br />
 <br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty<br />
 Like a miss atlantic city,<br />
 All she gets in life<br />
 Is pity and a pat.<br />
 Mrs. brice:<br />
 Is a nose with deviation<br />
 Such a crime against the nation?<br />
 Should i throw her into jail<br />
 Or drown the cat?<br />
 Mrs. strakosh, o` malley and<br />
 Meeker:<br />
 She must shine in ev`ry detail<br />
 Like a ring you`re buying retail,<br />
 Be a standard size that<br />
 Fits a standard dress.<br />
 Mrs. strakosh:<br />
 When a girl`s incidentals<br />
 Are no bigger than two lentils<br />
 Mrs. strakosh, o` malley and<br />
 Meeker:<br />
 Then to me that doesn`t spell success.<br />
 <br />
 <br />
 Fanny auditions for keeney`s music hall but keeney kicks her out of the chorus<br />
 Because she doesn`t look like the others.<br />
 Eddie ryan, dance director for keeney, agrees:<br />
 <br />
 Eddie:<br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty<br />
 Like a miss atlantic city,<br />
 She should dump the stage<br />
 And try another route.<br />
 Any guy who pays a quarter<br />
 For a seat just feels he oughter<br />
 See a figger that his wife can`t<br />
 Substitute.<br />
 <br />
 Kid, my heart ain`t made of marble<br />
 But your rhythm`s really horr`ble<br />
 And that map of yours just ain`t no<br />
 Valentine.<br />
 Everything you got`s about right,<br />
 But the damn thing don`t come out right<br />
 So forget it, kid,<br />
 And just resign.<br />
 Chorus:<br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty,<br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty,<br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty,<br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty,<br />
 If a girl isn`t pretty,<br />
 She should get a job,<br />
 Go get a job--<br />
 Get any job<br />
 Get a weekly pay,<br />
 `cause if a girl isn`t pretty<br />
 Like a miss atlantic city,<br />
 She`s a real miss nobody, u.s.a.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/if_a_girl_isn_t_pretty_lyrics-barbra_streisand.html" target='_blank'>IF A GIRL ISN T PRETTY lyrics BARBRA STREISAND</a></pre>

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Funny girl is the life of vaudeville comedienne fanny brice (1891-1951), starting in 1910.
Actually the show starts after she has become a success on stage and flashes back to her
Origins. it opens in fanny`s dressing room. she is waiting for her husband, nick arnstein,
To return after being in prison. she looks back to when she was a 19-year old hopeful.
Her mother`s poker buddies think she`s wasting her life trying to break into show business.
Mrs. strakosh:
Fanny, when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter--
Especially the male element--they want something to look at!

If a girl isn`t pretty
Like a miss atlantic city,
All she gets in life
Is pity and a pat.
Mrs. brice:
Is a nose with deviation
Such a crime against the nation?
Should i throw her into jail
Or drown the cat?
Mrs. strakosh, o` malley and
Meeker:
She must shine in ev`ry detail
Like a ring you`re buying retail,
Be a standard size that
Fits a standard dress.
Mrs. strakosh:
When a girl`s incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Mrs. strakosh, o` malley and
Meeker:
Then to me that doesn`t spell success.

Fanny auditions for keeney`s music hall but keeney kicks her out of the chorus
Because she doesn`t look like the others.
Eddie ryan, dance director for keeney, agrees:

Eddie:
If a girl isn`t pretty
Like a miss atlantic city,
She should dump the stage
And try another route.
Any guy who pays a quarter
For a seat just feels he oughter
See a figger that his wife can`t
Substitute.

Kid, my heart ain`t made of marble
But your rhythm`s really horr`ble
And that map of yours just ain`t no
Valentine.
Everything you got`s about right,
But the damn thing don`t come out right
So forget it, kid,
And just resign.
Chorus:
If a girl isn`t pretty,
If a girl isn`t pretty,
If a girl isn`t pretty,
If a girl isn`t pretty,
If a girl isn`t pretty,
She should get a job,
Go get a job--
Get any job
Get a weekly pay,
`cause if a girl isn`t pretty
Like a miss atlantic city,
She`s a real miss nobody, u.s.a.

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