If A Man Answers lyrics

If a Man Answers your phone when I call

Oh, there`s gonna be some screamin` that ain`t all

`Cause if I`m here callin` you

Then who`s the who I`m talkin` to ?

Why any fool could see

That for sure it ain`t me

If a Man Answers your phone then honey we`re through!



Now everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

When there ain`t no party line

You-hear-me-talkin`



Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Oh and their better be a soprano on the other end

`Cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you`d be home alone

Well,then I`m wastin` my time

Not to mention my dime

So,If a Man Answers your phone then honey I`m gone!