If I Dont Do It lyrics

I put in forty plus hours just like him
In the dog-eat-dog, in the sink or swim
I believe in equal work, equal pay
And that shouldn`t end at the end of the day

But when I get home there`s so much to do
Like watering plants, feeding the cat
And I`m pretty sure he can see it too
So how come it`s up to me?

Well if I don`t do it, he won`t do it and it won`t get done
If I don`t do it, he won`t do it and it won`t get done

It`s not like he`s lazy, we`ve divided the chores
I do the bathrooms, he does the floors
I wash the dishes, I make the bed
I buy the groceries, and I get him fed

It`s the little things that count they say
Like a tee-shirt here, a coffee cup there
Just how d`you s`pose they get put away
You think they get up and walk?

Well if I don`t do it, he won`t do it and it won`t get done
If I don`t do it, he won`t do it and it won`t get done

I beg, I plead, I tell him twice
I threaten him, I even ask him nice
And if he gets tired of hearing me nag
Guess who`s gonna have to pack his bag

Well if I don`t do it, he won`t do it and it won`t get done
If I don`t do it, he won`t do it and it won`t get done