If I Had A 1000000 lyrics

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you furniture for your house

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)

If I Had $1000000 I`d buy your love.



If I Had $1000000

I`d build a tree fort in our yard.

If I Had $1000000

You could help, it wouldn`t be that hard.

If I Had $1000000

Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.

(Wouldn`t that be fabulous)



If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that`s cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you John Merrick`s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)

If I Had $1000000 I`d buy your love



If I Had $1000000

We wouldn`t have to walk to the store

If I Had $1000000

We`d take a limousine `cause it costs more

If I Had $1000000

We wouldn`t have to eat Kraft Dinner.

(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we`d just eat more.

And buy really expensive ketchup with it.

That`s right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)



If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that`s cruel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)

I`d buy you a monkey (haven`t you always wanted a monkey?)

If I Had $1000000 I`d buy your love



If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000

I`d be rich.
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