If I Had A Women lyrics translation: SLOPPY SECONDS If I Had A Women song texte and letras SLOPPY SECONDS If I Had A Women tab, paroles and testo SLOPPY SECONDS If I Had A Women Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
She`s got the personality of Darth Vader
And the mentality of a sixth grader
I better get her now, while I still hate her
The way I hated you
While she still just a hole to crawl into
And I`ve still got my pride
But if I had a woman
If I had a woman that I could abuse
If I had a woman that I could cruel to
Wish I had a woman that I could refuse
And then I guess that I`d be satisfied
Why does she have to be more than just a pair of legs?
And why can`t I let her be just another fertile egg?
I better get her now before I have to beg
The way I did before
While I`ll still take any port in a storm
And I`ve still got my pride
But if I had a woman
If I had a woman that I could annoy
If I had a woman to take all the lashes
I wish I had a woman that I could destroy
`Cause then I guess that I`d be satisfied
Oh God, somebody send me a woman
`Cause I need a woman that I can despise
I need a woman that I can tear limb from limb
I need a woman to listen to lies
And then I guess that I`ll be satisfied