If I Waz U lyrics

If I wuz you...

So surreal.. so surreal
So surreal that it can`t be real
I`m just so afraid of banana peels
A wandering eye does not have sex appeal
I`m 99 and a half light years away
And they expect me to be ok
They see me in some other light
But who told them that I wasn`t alright?
Get with it said the Prince to the Be
Doncha realize that they can`t see
That`s cool.. I`m in a tranquil state
But I can`t see why they don`t calculate
Prince how come your eyes look blue?
If only ya had my eyes to look through
Mellowin out is what ya need to do
Huh.. Only if I wuz you

If I wuz you...

I guess I`m supposed to go crazy is that what it is
Tryin to pass this quiz
Mirror mirror what`cha got for me?
Since I`m you and you`re just so me
I know they`ve lost themselves instead
I know that destiny`s face is red
I can see my rainbow`s real sweet
But for that quick quiz I gotta crib sheet
So what`s the matter you? Why do ya look sad?
Man this world doesn`t look so bad
What`s the deal with the heal of a shoe
Why`s an ankle such a red kangaroo
It all depends on the way I think
A watcher`s point of view don`t`cha think
There`d be a time where I wouldn`t have a clue
But only if I wuz you

If I wuz you...

Poor, poor aristocrat
Shaken down by a pussycat
Thought he was a strong believer in the now
He thought he was up so he got shook down
Deja vu, even I myself
That`s why educated guesses I think might help
But a flat out reading, I don`t see how
And things we gotta deal with right now
Like the fact that my complexion may offend you
Environment`s protection may contend
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