If I Were Gay lyrics

Here we are
Dear old friends
You and i drunk again
laughs have been had
tears have been shed
maybe the whisky has gone to my head
but if i were gay
i would give you my heart
and if i were gay
you`d be my work of art
and if i were gay
we would swim in romance
but im not gay
so get your hand out of my pants

its not that i dont care
i do
i just dont see myself in you
another time another scene
i`d be right behind you if you know what i mean
coz if i were gay
i would give soul
and if i were gay
i would give you my whole... being
and if i were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I`m Not gay
so wont you stop cupping my Ba... Hand


we`ve never hugged
we`ve never kissed
i`ve never been intimate with your fist
you have opened brand new doors
get over here and drop ... your ... Drawers
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