If I Were Gayreal Ones lyrics

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey has gone to my head

But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you`d be my work of art
If I were gay we would swim in romance
But I`m not gay so get your hand out of my pants :-)

Its not that I don`t care, I do
I just don`t see myself in you :-)
Another time another scene
I`d be rigt behind you if you know what I mean :-)

If I were gay I would give you my soul
If I were gay I would give you my hole..by :-)
If I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I`m not gay so why don`t you stop cupping my b...hands:-)

We`ve never hugged, we`ve never kissed
I`ve never been intimate with your fist:-)
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your........ LOL
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