If I Were lyrics

If I were a poet,
I would write a sonnet.
It would say `I love you.`
Your name would be upon it.
If I were a farmer,
I`d give you a bunny.
If I had a beehive,
You would get free honey.
Fa la la (many times)

If I were a baker,
You could have a cruller
If I were a painter,
Choose your favorite color.
If I had some diamonds,
I`d give you a few,
Anything to show you
How much I love you.
Fa la la...

Did you guess my secret?
I am not a poet.
Couldn`t write a sonnet,
And I think you know it.
I am not a farmer,
Can`t give you a bunny.
I don`t have a beehive,
Sorry `bout the honey.
Fa la la...

I am not a baker,
Don`t know bread from batter.
And I am not a painter,
And it doesn`t matter.
I don`t need a present,
All I have to do
Is look at you to show you
How much I love you.
Fa la la...