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<pre><font size='+2'>IF SHANIA WAS MINE PARODY ANY MAN OF MINE  SHANIA TWAIN lyrics CLEDUS T JUDD</font><br>(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain)<br />
 <br />
 If Shania was mine, wouldn`t be proud of me,<br />
 Couldn`t hardly blame her `cos I`m so durned ugly.<br />
 But on our first date, we could have a good time,<br />
 If I got her on the moonshine.<br />
 <br />
 If Shania was mine, say it fit just right,<br />
 Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight.<br />
 And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day,<br />
 `Cos I`d buy a new toupee.<br />
 Oh. I`d love to seduce her,<br />
 But she married her producer.<br />
 Now all I do is pray, pray, pray,<br />
 She`ll get a gay boy some day.<br />
 <br />
 If Shania was mine, I`d prob`ly lose my mind,<br />
 If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time.<br />
 And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.<br />
 I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,<br />
 `Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.<br />
 If Shania was mine.<br />
 <br />
 Well, If Shania was mine, she`d have to agree,<br />
 Can`t no-one cook brocceel better than me.<br />
 And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback,<br />
 She`s says: `Mmmmm. I like it like that!`<br />
 Now all I do is wonder,<br />
 Whose bed her boots have been under.<br />
 I wish it had`ve been mine, now, whine, whine,<br />
 That girl`s so doggone fine.<br />
 <br />
 If Shania was mine, I think I`d go slap blind,<br />
 Starin` at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin` round behind.<br />
 And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.<br />
 I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,<br />
 `Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.<br />
 <br />
 If Shania.<br />
 If Shania.<br />
 If Shania.<br />
 <br />
 Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel?<br />
 When she shimmies, and shakes, it`s more than I can take.<br />
 Oh, what she does to me in them videos,.<br />
 Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain, what I see in Shania Twain.<br />
 I`d love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean.<br />
 Oh, me  a`, oh, my a`, I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina.<br />
 Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine.<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/if_shania_was_mine_parody_any_man_of_mine_shania_twain_lyrics-cledus_t_judd.html" target='_blank'>IF SHANIA WAS MINE PARODY ANY MAN OF MINE  SHANIA TWAIN lyrics CLEDUS T JUDD</a></pre>

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(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain)

If Shania was mine, wouldn`t be proud of me,
Couldn`t hardly blame her `cos I`m so durned ugly.
But on our first date, we could have a good time,
If I got her on the moonshine.

If Shania was mine, say it fit just right,
Though the polyester suit was just a little too tight.
And there`s no way I`d have a bad hair day,
`Cos I`d buy a new toupee.
Oh. I`d love to seduce her,
But she married her producer.
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray,
She`ll get a gay boy some day.

If Shania was mine, I`d prob`ly lose my mind,
If she only squeezed me, teased me, pleased me one little time.
And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.
I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,
`Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.
If Shania was mine.

Well, If Shania was mine, she`d have to agree,
Can`t no-one cook brocceel better than me.
And a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback,
She`s says: `Mmmmm. I like it like that!`
Now all I do is wonder,
Whose bed her boots have been under.
I wish it had`ve been mine, now, whine, whine,
That girl`s so doggone fine.

If Shania was mine, I think I`d go slap blind,
Starin` at her yummy little tummy and her booty shakin` round behind.
And if she only knew, all the things I`d do.
I`d be the lawn mowing, crop-growing,
`Tato peeling, house cleaning kind.

If Shania.
If Shania.
If Shania.

Now was that mud lime, or deep white, yokel?
When she shimmies, and shakes, it`s more than I can take.
Oh, what she does to me in them videos,.
Wife`s gonna leave me if I don`t explain, what I see in Shania Twain.
I`d love to see her in a magzine, centrefold if you know what I mean.
Oh, me a`, oh, my a`, I was Shania would buy me a house in South Carolina.
Two, four, six, eight, nine, I wish that Shania was mine.

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