If We Ran The Navy lyrics

If we were the captain you will know what we`d do.
We`d make a few changes we`d bend a few rules.
If they put us in charge, what a difference we`d make.
We`d soon have this crew in tip-top-ship-shape.

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If we ran the Navy you`ll know what we`d do.

We`d make a few changes and bend a few rules.

That`s the least we could do.

The food in the Navy you might say it`s all right.
We`d make Tuesdays our own pizza night.
And when we`re at sea, why drive this so slow?
Get out the skis see how fast we can go.

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And what`s with those pants? Bellbottoms indeed!
They went out with disco and treed.
We need to look stylish when we visit strange ports.
Nothing too flashy in green neon shorts.

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A few simple changes is all we`d make.
Did we mention each meal would be full of fun cake?
The paint on the ship it`s the least we can do,
Let`s change from gray to red, white, and blue.

If we ran the Navy you`ll know what we we`d do.
We`d make a few changes and bend a few rules.
That`s the least we could do ho ho ho ho hooooo.
That`s the least we could do