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<pre><font size='+2'>IF YOU WERE GAY lyrics AVENUE Q</font><br>ROD<br />
Aah, an afternoon alone with<br />
My favorite book, `Broadway<br />
Musicals of the 1940s.`<br />
No roommate to bother me.<br />
How could it get any better than this?<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
Oh,hi Rod!<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Hi Nicky.<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
Hey Rod, you`ll never<br />
Guess what happened to<br />
Me on the subway this morning.<br />
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
That`s very interesting.<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
He was being real friendly,<br />
And I think he was coming on to me. <br />
I think he might`ve thought I was gay!<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? <br />
Why should I care?<br />
I don`t care. <br />
What did you have for lunch today?<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
Oh, you don`t have to get<br />
All defensive about it, Rod...<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
I`m NOT getting defensive!<br />
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?<br />
I`m trying to read.<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
Oh, I didn`t mean anything by it, Rod. <br />
I just think it`s something we should be able to talk about.<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
I don`t want to talk about it,<br />
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
Yeah, but...<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
OVER!!!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
Well, okay, but just so you know —<br />
IF YOU WERE GAY<br />
THAT`D BE OKAY.<br />
I MEAN `CAUSE, HEY,<br />
I`D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.<br />
BECAUSE YOU SEE,<br />
IF IT WERE ME,<br />
I WOULD FEEL FREE<br />
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY<br />
(BUT I`M NOT GAY.)<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Nicky, please!<br />
I am trying to read....<br />
What?!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
IF YOU WERE QUEER<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Ah, Nicky!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
I`D STILL BE HERE,<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Nicky, I`m trying to read this book.<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
YEAR AFTER YEAR<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Nicky!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
BECAUSE YOU`RE DEAR<br />
TO ME,<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Argh!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
AND I KNOW THAT YOU<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
What?<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
I would?<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,<br />
`HEY! GUESS WHAT,<br />
I`M GAY!`<br />
(BUT I`M NOT GAY.)<br />
I`M HAPPY<br />
JUST BEING WITH YOU.<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
SO WHAT SHOULD IT<br />
MATTER TO ME<br />
WHAT YOU DO IN BED<br />
WITH GUYS?<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Nicky, that`s GROSS!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
No it`s not!<br />
IF YOU WERE GAY<br />
I`D SHOUT HOORAY!<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
I am not listening!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
AND HERE I`D STAY,<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
La la la la la!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
BUT I WOULDN`T GET<br />
IN YOUR WAY.<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
Aaaah!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME<br />
TO ALWAYS BE<br />
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,<br />
TO TELL YOU IT`S OKAY,<br />
YOU WERE JUST BORN<br />
THAT WAY,<br />
AND, AS THEY SAY,<br />
IT`S IN YOUR DNA,<br />
YOU`RE GAY!<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
BUT I`M NOT GAY!<br />
<br />
NICKY<br />
If you were gay.<br />
<br />
ROD<br />
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ROD
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, `Broadway
Musicals of the 1940s.`
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

NICKY
Oh,hi Rod!

ROD
Hi Nicky.

NICKY
Hey Rod, you`ll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

ROD
That`s very interesting.

NICKY
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might`ve thought I was gay!

ROD
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don`t care.
What did you have for lunch today?

NICKY
Oh, you don`t have to get
All defensive about it, Rod...

ROD
I`m NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I`m trying to read.

NICKY
Oh, I didn`t mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it`s something we should be able to talk about.

ROD
I don`t want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

NICKY
Yeah, but...

ROD
OVER!!!

NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT`D BE OKAY.
I MEAN `CAUSE, HEY,
I`D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I`M NOT GAY.)

ROD
Nicky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

NICKY
IF YOU WERE QUEER

ROD
Ah, Nicky!

NICKY
I`D STILL BE HERE,

ROD
Nicky, I`m trying to read this book.

NICKY
YEAR AFTER YEAR

ROD
Nicky!

NICKY
BECAUSE YOU`RE DEAR
TO ME,

ROD
Argh!

NICKY
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

ROD
What?

NICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

ROD
I would?

NICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
`HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I`M GAY!`
(BUT I`M NOT GAY.)
I`M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

ROD
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

NICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

ROD
Nicky, that`s GROSS!

NICKY
No it`s not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I`D SHOUT HOORAY!

ROD
I am not listening!

NICKY
AND HERE I`D STAY,

ROD
La la la la la!

NICKY
BUT I WOULDN`T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

ROD
Aaaah!

NICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT`S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT`S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU`RE GAY!

ROD
BUT I`M NOT GAY!

NICKY
If you were gay.

ROD
Argh!

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