If Youre Ever Down In Dallas lyrics

I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver
Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her
There was the girl on the social page
Lookin` in love and all engaged
We decided she don`t take a very good picture
(Chorus)
It may be my family`s redneck nature
Rubbin` off, bringin` out unlady-like behavior
It sure ain`t Christian to judge a stranger
But I don`t like her
She may be a stranger who spends all winter
Bringin` the homeless blankets and dinner
A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner
But I really hate her
I`ll think of a reason later
I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn`t be happier on my own
But I`ve got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein` her with him tends to enlarge it
(repeat chorus)
Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin` diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I`ll think of a reason later
(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don`t particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...