Ill Never Tell lyrics

Anya
This is the man that I plan to entangle, isn`t he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle, vengeance was mine
But I`m out of the biz
The name I made I`ll trade for his
The only trouble is-
I`ll never tell
Xander
She is the one, she`s such wonderful fun, such passion and grace
Warm in the night, when I`m right in her tight embrace, tight embrace
I`ll never let her go
The love we`ve known can only grow
There`s just one thing that- no
I`ll never tell
Anya, Xander
`Cause there`s nothing to tell


Anya
He snores
Xander
She wheezes
Anya
Say `housework` and he freezes
Xander
She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can`t describe
Anya
I talk, he breezes
Xander
She doesn`t know what pleases
Anya
His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe


Anya, Xander
The vibe gets kind of scary
Xander
Like she thinks I`m ordinary
Anya
Like it`s all just temporary
Xander
Like her toes are kind of hairy
Anya, Xander
But it`s all very well
`Cause god knows I`ll never tell


Anya
When things get rough, he just hides behind his Buffy
Now look, he`s getting huffy, `cause he knows that I know
Xander
She clings, she`d needy, she`s also really greedy
She never-
Anya
His eyes are beady
Xander
This is my verse, hello?! She-
Anya
Look at me, I`m dancing crazy


Anya, Xander
You know
Xander
You`re quite the charmer
Anya
My knight in armour
Xander
You`re the cutest of the Scoobies with your li
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