In Another Size lyrics

(Performed by Waite Gaines and Patricia Earwood)

Parody of "In Another`s Eyes" by Garth Brooks/Patricia Yearwood (Bobby Wood/John Peppard/G. Brooks) Rio Bravo Music, Inc. (BMI)/Cat`s Eye Music Ltd. (admin. by Rio Bravo Music, Inc.) (BMI)/Major Bob Music Co, Inc/No Fences Music (admin. by Major Bob Music Co., Inc.) (ASCAP)

New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Foray Caretaker Music (BMI)



I need another size

Cause I`m someone who

Has eat too much for these size 32s

Gonna bust out the seams

From too many fries

Need another size

Ye-ea-ea-ea



Miss Patricia Earwood



You need another size

At least try some oh

Cause believe you me

You ain`t skin and bones

Your britches way too small

To fit them Calvin Kleins

You need another size

Ye-ea-ea-ea



I need another size

Cause I`m afraid that I can`t breathe

These skin tight starch new Wranglers

Look like they`re painted on me

I need to jazzercise

But I`m way too lazy to

Cause every time I look my belly`s proof

I need another size



Oh need another size

Cause folks stare at me

There in the buffet line

Where it`s all you can eat

The scales don`t lie

You lost the Phen Phen fight

Need another size

Ye-ea-ea-ea



And what they don`t see

These pants are killing me

I need a trainer and a nurse my blood pressure`s high



`Cause in another size

I can double up on sweets

They`ve got to make some Wranglers that will fit my physique

But they don`t specialize

In pants the size of parachutes

So I guess I`ll walk around in my birthday suit

Till they make another size



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