In The Car  lyrics

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If I had $1000000
The Barenaked Ladies
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(note, The line on the album is sung as `But we would, we`d just eat more`
but on the liner it`s `But we would. We`d actually build the treefort from
the first chorus out of it. Mmm.`)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you furnature for your house (Maybe a nice chseterfield or an ottoman)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I`d buy your love.
If I had $1000000
I`d build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn`t be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
Wouldn`t that be fabulous
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that`s cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you an exotic pet (like a llama or an emu)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you John Merrick`s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I had $1000000 I`d buy your love.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn`t have to walk to the store
If I had $1000000
We`d take a limousine `cause it costs more.
If I had $1000000
We wouldn`t have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would, we`d just eat more.
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that`s cruel)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkle)
If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000)
I`d buy you a monkey (haven`t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000 If I had $1000000
I`d be RICH!