Davey:
Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should`ve won the Patch
tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that.
Tommy:
Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? So he could use it as a
blanket? *laughter*
Davey:
That`s the reaction I thought I`d get...
Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey, either through
basketball, or the mall, or various odd jobs he does around town for
free or at most a dollaaaar
And I`m guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey`s face or
ruthlessly made fun of his feet, or voice, or sister, or shortness when
he wasn`t looooooking
But the next time you see him he`d still go out of his way to smile and
wave at you and ask you about your mother`s operation or something
like that, because he, unlike us, actually cares about someone other
than himseeeellf
The reason I bring this uuuup to you, is because IIIII was the worst
offender..... of all