Introduckling lyrics

(Ladies and gentlemen

the one and only

takin care of plenty, plenty of business

fantastically [...]

and we`re about ready to have a party)



( *crowd cheers* )



( *Young Einstein cuts up* )

(Get down)

(Gimme an intro)



(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y

(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y



[ Andy C ]

Introduction of the Ugly Duckling, we`re here

( ? ) microphone, when you put one in, gonna get it in gear

When you make a tight fist, put it in the air

Then you pump it like this

I do more legwork than a centipede

Or when you`re goin uphill on a 10-speed

When I MC I harness energy

Break mics like sellery with mental telepathy

Then I melt them down till they vaporize

Then imprinted on the ground by my laser eyes

(Oh yeah) It`s Andy, Dustin and Rod

Makin listeners applaud with their heads when they nod



[ Dizzy Dustin ]

Put the motor in the red, I`ve got the hot shred

And some Monroe Shocks for rocks on the road ahead

Like fire drills we keep you on your heels

With the analog sound off the two-inch reels

Wherever I`m at I burn a hole in the map

Like a Cartwright, but I spark mics

Ignite and keep it tighter than a facelift

There`s so much flavor in the air, you can taste it

Leave it up to me to put the b in b-boy

I bring a point to your ear - like Leonard Nemoy

Dizzy Dustin is my nom de plume

In bloom on this Ugly introduction tune



(Get down)

(Gimme an intro)



(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y

(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

Rrrrrhhaa!



[ Andy C ]

Check, check, check out my melody, I`m havin some fun

Goin Public like the Enemy - Number One

Steppin on the scene with or without pay

Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes (Hey!)

I rock events with much confidence

And catch compliments on all continents

So clap your hands everybody, Germany to Amsterdam

From the USA to the whole UK, Scandinavia and Japan



[ Dizzy Dustin ]

We been overseas, on tour with the JB`s

Dizzy Dustin`s introduction for this new LP

[ Andy C ]

Now we don`t record keyboard

I use it for a kneeboard

We`re not the other groups

We only ride loops (fat loops)

We keep it pure, been into this before

Rap had its own section in the record store

And that`s how it is, you can ask Diz

Listen for yourself, here he is



[ Dizzy Dustin ]

(Well alright)

There`s three in UD, we`re each from Long Beach

While Andy and I write, Rod searches for beats

They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us

He`s right behind us where the DJ stands

Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates

Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands



Einstein



( *Young Einstein scratches* )



U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y

(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y

(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y

(Everybody say)

U-g-l-y

U-g-l-y
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