Ironic lyrics

An old man turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day
It`s a black fly in your chardonnay
It`s a death row pardon, two-minutes too late

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And isn`t it ironic? Don`t you think?
It`s like rain on your wedding day
It`s a free ride and you`ve already paid
It`s the good advice that you just didn`t take
And who would`ve thought it figures

A traffic jam when you`re already late
A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
It`s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It`s meeting the man of my dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn`t it ironic? Don`t you think?
A little too ironic
Yeah, I really do think
It`s like rain on your wedding day
It`s a free ride and you`ve already paid
It`s the good advice that you just didn`t taske
And who would`ve thought it figures

And yeah, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And yeah, life has a funny, funny way...of helping you out
Helping you out