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(Hank CardConrad Deisler)
I was one tough nut until the day you made me crack
I was one tough customer until you paid me back
I was one tough cookie `til I crumbled in your hand
Since that day I`m half a man
I drive my old nine-wheeler down I-two-and-a-half
The other truckers pity me so they try not to laugh
I pull off in Yreka and check into Motel Three
They`ve always got a little room for me
Chorus:
Half a man; I`m half a man
Sometimes I try to do the best I can
I know that on my own foot someday I`ll have to stand
But right now I don`t know how
Because I`m only half a man
I play solitaire `til dawn with a deck of twenty-six
You might think I`m crazy but that`s how I get my kicks
I listen to Rush Limbaugh `cause he helps to ease my pain
He makes lots of sense if you`re a man with half a brain
I buy a tenth of whiskey and a cold three-pack of beer
I drink `til I see single when I gaze into my mirror
I know that through that looking glass is where I`ll have to be
Reunited with the better half of me
Chorus
Someday I`ll find a woman and a half and take her hand
But `til then I don`t know when
I will be more than half a man Send " Irving" Ringtone to your Cell