It Could Happen To U2 lyrics

[Parody of `Stuck In A Moment` by U2]

Just the other day
I was on my way to work
When nature started calling me
With an overwhelming urge
Now I`m just trying to find
A decent place to pee
So I pulled into McDonalds
To use the lavatory

But when I walked into the john
And saw what was going on, whoa
It was a big disgrace to the entire male race
Tears were running down his face
And I said...

You`ve got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it
Don`t move, I`ll call a paramedic
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it

I picked up the phone
And I called up 911
To tell the operator
What the gentleman had done
The operator chuckled
And well I guess that`s fair
Because this all could have been avoided
If he just wore some underwear

Well they notified his wife
And they brought the jaws of life
What a crappy way to spend my day
I`m saving Private Ryan, My oh my

You`ve got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it
Oh look, look at you now
You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it

He`ll never walk the same again
And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this
And late at night when he closes his eyes
He`s haunted by the sound of my voice singing...

You`ve got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it
That day will always be remembered
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it

And though the worst is over
He`ll never live it down
Hey look this week on Oprah
That zipper guy is on
His shame will never pass
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