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<pre><font size='+2'>IT COULD HAPPEN TO U2 lyrics BOB RICCI</font><br>[Parody of `Stuck In A Moment` by U2]<br />
<br />
Just the other day<br />
I was on my way to work<br />
When nature started calling me<br />
With an overwhelming urge<br />
Now I`m just trying to find<br />
A decent place to pee<br />
So I pulled into McDonalds<br />
To use the lavatory<br />
<br />
But when I walked into the john<br />
And saw what was going on, whoa<br />
It was a big disgrace to the entire male race<br />
Tears were running down his face<br />
And I said...<br />
<br />
You`ve got to get yourself a doctor<br />
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it<br />
Don`t move, I`ll call a paramedic<br />
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it<br />
<br />
I picked up the phone<br />
And I called up 911<br />
To tell the operator<br />
What the gentleman had done<br />
The operator chuckled<br />
And well I guess that`s fair<br />
Because this all could have been avoided<br />
If he just wore some underwear<br />
<br />
Well they notified his wife<br />
And they brought the jaws of life<br />
What a crappy way to spend my day<br />
I`m saving Private Ryan, My oh my<br />
<br />
You`ve got to get yourself a doctor<br />
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it<br />
Oh look, look at you now<br />
You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it<br />
<br />
He`ll never walk the same again<br />
And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this<br />
And late at night when he closes his eyes<br />
He`s haunted by the sound of my voice singing...<br />
<br />
You`ve got to get yourself a doctor<br />
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it<br />
That day will always be remembered<br />
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it<br />
<br />
And though the worst is over<br />
He`ll never live it down<br />
Hey look this week on Oprah<br />
That zipper guy is on<br />
His shame will never pass<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/it_could_happen_to_u2_lyrics-bob_ricci.html" target='_blank'>IT COULD HAPPEN TO U2 lyrics BOB RICCI</a></pre>

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[Parody of `Stuck In A Moment` by U2]

Just the other day
I was on my way to work
When nature started calling me
With an overwhelming urge
Now I`m just trying to find
A decent place to pee
So I pulled into McDonalds
To use the lavatory

But when I walked into the john
And saw what was going on, whoa
It was a big disgrace to the entire male race
Tears were running down his face
And I said...

You`ve got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it
Don`t move, I`ll call a paramedic
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it

I picked up the phone
And I called up 911
To tell the operator
What the gentleman had done
The operator chuckled
And well I guess that`s fair
Because this all could have been avoided
If he just wore some underwear

Well they notified his wife
And they brought the jaws of life
What a crappy way to spend my day
I`m saving Private Ryan, My oh my

You`ve got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it
Oh look, look at you now
You got yourself stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it

He`ll never walk the same again
And now when he talks he sounds a lot like this
And late at night when he closes his eyes
He`s haunted by the sound of my voice singing...

You`ve got to get yourself a doctor
You got stuck in your zipper and you can`t get out of it
That day will always be remembered
You got stuck in your zipper, and now you can`t get out of it

And though the worst is over
He`ll never live it down
Hey look this week on Oprah
That zipper guy is on
His shame will never pass

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