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<pre><font size='+2'>IT S A MOST UNUSUAL PLAY lyrics ALLAN SHERMAN</font><br>parody of `It`s A Most Unusual Day` by Ray Noble & His Orchestra,<br />
from the movie `A Date With Judy`) <br />
<br />
It`s a most unusual play;<br />
Feel like throwing my tickets away,<br />
`Cause the boy gets the boy<br />
And the girl gets the girl<br />
And it`s way too far off Broadway. <br />
<br />
It`s a most unusual plot<br />
Which I`ve either blocked out or forgot;<br />
I don`t know what it means<br />
But they all wear blue jeans<br />
And they scratch themselves quite a lot. <br />
<br />
There`s no scenery, there`s no lighting,<br />
There`s no costumes; oh, what art!<br />
If there only were no house lights,<br />
I would sneak up the aisle and depart. <br />
<br />
There`s a most unusual scene<br />
Where this man dates this Xerox machine,<br />
So his girlfriend gets mad<br />
And she murders the cad<br />
To the tune of `Begin the Beguine`<br />
In this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play. <br />
<br />
Oh, the language is a bit loose;<br />
It`s decidedly not Mother Goose.<br />
Outside on the marquee<br />
This quotation you`ll see:<br />
`I was shocked!` and it`s signed Lenny Bruce. <br />
<br />
It`s a play where something went wrong<br />
`Cause it`s five hours, twelve minutes long.<br />
If you sit there, my friend,<br />
From beginning to end<br />
Then your bladder better be strong. <br />
<br />
There are people hitting people;<br />
There`s a couple in a cage.<br />
There`s neurotics, there`s narcotics,<br />
And the bathroom is right on the stage! <br />
<br />
It`s a great big critical smash,<br />
And it`s raking in all kinds of cash.<br />
But the theater`s appalling<br />
With things that are crawling;<br />
I think I am getting a rash<br />
From this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play. <br />
<br />
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parody of `It`s A Most Unusual Day` by Ray Noble & His Orchestra,
from the movie `A Date With Judy`)

It`s a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
`Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it`s way too far off Broadway.

It`s a most unusual plot
Which I`ve either blocked out or forgot;
I don`t know what it means
But they all wear blue jeans
And they scratch themselves quite a lot.

There`s no scenery, there`s no lighting,
There`s no costumes; oh, what art!
If there only were no house lights,
I would sneak up the aisle and depart.

There`s a most unusual scene
Where this man dates this Xerox machine,
So his girlfriend gets mad
And she murders the cad
To the tune of `Begin the Beguine`
In this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play.

Oh, the language is a bit loose;
It`s decidedly not Mother Goose.
Outside on the marquee
This quotation you`ll see:
`I was shocked!` and it`s signed Lenny Bruce.

It`s a play where something went wrong
`Cause it`s five hours, twelve minutes long.
If you sit there, my friend,
From beginning to end
Then your bladder better be strong.

There are people hitting people;
There`s a couple in a cage.
There`s neurotics, there`s narcotics,
And the bathroom is right on the stage!

It`s a great big critical smash,
And it`s raking in all kinds of cash.
But the theater`s appalling
With things that are crawling;
I think I am getting a rash
From this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play.

sallysally@usa.net

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