(spoken)
Back a few months ago, I was headlinin` a great big nightclub...
and they put me up a couple days early, I came in a couple days early
and they put me up in what they call the `Star Suite`,
now here I am, headlinin` in one of the biggest nightclubs
in the country and I wake up at eight o`clock in the morning
in this `Star Suite`...
...all by myself.
Crowd: Awwww.
Mac: Yeah, that`s what I said, `Awwwww.`
But I did what I`ve always done, man, to cheer myself up,
I picked up my guitar, I sat down and I wrote me a little song.
Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,
tryin` to figure out why.
(sung)
Chorus:
Oh Lord, it`s hard to be humble
When you`re perfect in every way
I can`t wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better lookin` each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord, it`s hard to be humble
But I`m doin` the best that I can!
I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn`t compete
With all of these love-starved women
Who keep clamoring at my feet
Well I could probably find me another
But I guess they`re all in awe of me
Who cares? I never get lonesome
Cause I treasure my own company.
Ohhhhhh.....
(chorus)
I guess you could say I`m a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough and proud
Well, I could have lotsa friends if I wanted,
But then I wouldn`t stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I`m `egotistical`,
Hell, I don`t even know what that means!
I guess it has something to do with the way
That I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans
Ohhhhhh........
come on, where`s all the kickers in here?!
(chorus)
One more time, what are we doin`?
We`re doing the best that we can!
Give yourselves a hand.
Yeeee-haw!