Itā??s the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
Itā??s the most fattening time of the year
Itā??s the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping youā??re cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
Itā??s the heav-heaviest season of all
Thereā??ll be turkeys for basting
and stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
thereā??ll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago
itā??s the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet youā??re blowing
thereā??s calories going straight down to your rear
itā??s the scale flattening time of the year
thereā??ll be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
itā??s too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll
Itā??s the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
chocolate Chris Kringleā??s will tremble in fear
Itā??s the most fattening time,
itā??s the belt loosening time,
itā??s the most fattening time of the year
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