Italian Leather Sofa lyrics

She doesn`t care
whether or not he`s an island.
She doesn`t care,
just as long as his ship`s coming in.
She doesn`t care
whether or not he`s an island (oh no).
They laugh, they make money,
he`s got a gold watch,
she`s got a silk dress
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa.

She doesn`t care
whether or not he`s a good man.
She doesn`t care,
just as long as she still has her friends.
She doesn`t care
whether or not he`s an island.
They laugh, they make money,
he`s got a gold watch,
she`s got a silk dress,
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa

INSTRUMENTAL

She`s got a serrated edge
that she moves back and forth.
It`s such a simple machine,
she doesn`t have to use force.
When she gets what she wants,
she puts the rest on a tray
in a Ziploc bag..
(x2)

...in the freezer.
(ohh no)

She doesn`t care
whether or not he`s an island.
She doesn`t care,
just as long as his ship`s coming in.
(all right, here it comes, here it comes)
She doesn`t care
whether or not he`s an island.
They laugh, they make money,
he`s got a gold watch,
she`s got a silk dress,
and healthy breasts
that bounce
on his Italian leather sofa