Its Me Again Margaret lyrics

Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane
And he only had just one thought on his brain
Every evening about midnight he`d sneak off alone
And call the same lady on a pay telephone

`It`s me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
You don`t know me, Margaret, but I know you.`

Well, this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police, said `What shall I do?`
The chief of detectives came round to her home
And eavesdropped upon them on her upstairs phone

`It`s me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
Hello, is this Margaret?
Margaret, I know it`s you, Margaret
Are you naked?
(More evil laughter)`

Well, they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phone booth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses read
The lips of that amorous man as he said

`It`s me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
Hello? Is this...is this Margaret?
(Evil laughter)
I know it`s you, Margaret
I bet you can`t guess what I`m doing...`

Well, they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call `fore the jailer came round
He wet his chapped lips and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke

`It`s me again, Margaret...
(Evil laughter)
They got me, Margaret
You ain`t going to miss me, Margaret, I know that
But I`ll miss you
(More evil laughter)
And when I get out, Margaret
I`m going to come over there with an egg beater
And a live chicken, and some peach preserves!
We`ll have a good old time, Marga
Back to: STEVENS RAY lyrics