Iupd lyrics

IUPD by the N.IDs from the 1987
release `Music to Detassle Corn By`
lyrics by Dave Peters

Chorus:

I wanna be IUPD, give people tickets for parking legally.
I wanna be IUPD, spend my life on the parking lot beat.
I wanna be IUPD!

They`ve got Walkie-Talkies, they`ve got blue suits
They`re packing their rods and they`re ready to shoot
As far as the police, they`re the tops
An entire force of Rent-A-Cops

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`Hey little girl I don`t know what you`re thinking.
You could be arrested for littering or drinking
So pick up that bottle you threw on my lot
I wouldn`t want a little girl to end up shot.`

Camp out at Dunkin` Donuts, patrol the store.
I`m not gonna go to dunkin` donuts anoymore
If your injured they`ll take you to the doc.
They`re just ambulance drivers disguised as cops.

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