Giles
I`ve got a theory
That it`s a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn`t right there
Willow
I`ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we`re all stuck inside
His wacky broadway nightmare
Xander
I`ve got a theory we should work this out
Anya, Giles, Tara, Willow, Xander
It`s getting eerie what`s this cheery singing all about?
Xander
It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is rediculous
`Cause witches they persecuted
Wicca good and love the earth
And women power and I`ll be over here
Anya
I`ve got a theory
It could be bunnies
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(Crickets chirp)
Tara
I`ve got a-
Anya
Bunnies aren`t just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what`s with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies
(pause) Or maybe midgets
Willow
I`ve got a theory we should work this fast
Giles, Willow
Because it clearly could get serious before it`s passed
Buffy
I`ve got a theory
It doesn`t matter
What can`t we face if we`re together?
What`s in this place that we can`t weather?
Apocalypse - we`ve all been there
The same old trips - why should we care?
Anya, Buffy, Giles, Tara, Willow, Xander
What can`t we do if we get in it?
We`ll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We`ll pay the price
It`s do or die
Buffy
Hey I`ve
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