Third Drawer Down lyrics

In my kitchen, there`s a drawer at the top
It`s got cutlery, knives, forks, spoons, the lot.
Second drawer down`s got a big knife and an egg-whip.
Things that should go in the first drawer,
But they just don`t fit
And the third drawer down, from the top,
It`s just full of shit.

Ha ha!There`s ton`s of it!

Elastic bands and tally-ho`s that don`t stick.
Dried up glue, false teeth,
Something stolen from a hotel
Things that are broken, that you know you`ll never fix
But you put them in the third drawer,
Cause you just ain`t got the heart to throw them away.
It`s the third drawer down, from the top,
And it`s full of shit.

Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum bum.

Bluetac and cella-tape, that`s been hit by a truck
One chop-stick, an ash-tray from Canada
Paid bills and envelopes
Things that you think`ll come in handy,
But they just never do.
It`s the third drawer down, from the top,
And it`s full of shit.

Bum bum bum bum bum, Oh the third drawer
It`s full of shit.

And the fourth drawer down
(That`s the one below the third)
It`s got plastic bags in it.