Jailhouse Rap lyrics

In Jail

In jail

Unh-unh...

Unh-unh...



In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we`re in jail because we failed

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we`re in jail because we failed



Now there was just one day

That I will never forget

I got jailed for something that

I`ll always regret



It was twelve o`clock, midnight

And I wanted a snack

So I headed downstairs

Thought the fridge was packed

But when I opened the door

What did I see?

The back of the fridge staring right at me

I thought to myself

I could almost die

Then an immage appeared

A pizza pie



So I put on Adidas

Headed out the door

As I pictured myself

Eating more and more

But the store was closed

I busted into a rage

So I went to the crib

And got my twelve-gauge

Ran back to the shop

Busted won the door

And all I saw

Was pizza galore



So I stuffed my face

I couldn`t even walk

I couldn`t laugh, smile

Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk

So I fell asleep with my face in my plate

And the next thing you know

I was headed upstate



In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we`re in jail because we failed

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we`re in jail because we failed



Well, Kool Rock is my name

Last part is "ski"

And I have the worst

Case of my M.C.

But listen to the story

`Cause it`s kind of strange

When I had this sort of hunger pain

Walking down the strreet

With the bass of my box

With my stomach growling

Like a hungry fox

When I saw this scene

Or was it a dream?

A big restaurant sign

Called Burger King

So I went inside

Started stuffing my face

Didn`t even think

About the things I ate

But when the bill came up

Boy, was i shocked

I said, "I don`t pay for nothing

I`m the King of the Slops!"



In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we`re in jail because we failed

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we`re in jail because we failed



But when our time is through

We`ll rock you and you

We turn parties out

Make you scream and shout

We`re not demanding

Or very outstanding

We got something unique

And in the middle he`s standing

On the microphone

He rocks and shocks

Homeboys and girls

It`s the Human Beat Box



Break



Now I`m sitting here alone

Looking at the wall

Just thinking about

How I took the fall

I thought I was cool

I thought I was slick

And now Im writing

Letters of being homesick

I lost my freedom

When I heard the door slammer

And now I`m breaking rocks

With a big, heavy hammer

I used to drive the streets

With my big car

And now I look and all

I see are bars

I jail

Everyone`s the same

You only survive

If you play the game

You don`t have guns

And now you remember

You`re your momma`s son

You made her cry

And stay up all night

Coming home high

Just leaving a fight

You always made her feel

That you were better

But now you`re a little boy

Just waiting for a letter