Jason And Kylie lyrics

I won a big prize in a magazine.
A night in Ramsay Street,
With what`s-his-name and Charlene.
I sat there eagerly with my private invitation,
My thoughts were filled with bizarre initiations.
This couple oh-so-sweet, naive and innocent.
Their ideas of fornication would make Lady Di look bent.

Thought they`d be hip to smack, maybe enjoy a whack,
But they were real nice kids,
So I tried a different tack.
I pumped up their hearts with love,
And mind expanding drugs,
And made a proposition with a rubber glove,
I thought they`d need convincing,
Then Kylie started mincing and Jason was expanding,
When I said I`d ride `em tandem.

Jason and Kylie menage a trois me,
Let`s get together and we`ll practice making babies.
Jason can play Ken, Kylie plays Barbie,
And when I start playing Rin Tin Tin,
They`ll both learn how to doggie. Ruff ruff ruff!
And they called it `Puppy Love`.

I`ll be Mrs Mangle with a revolutionary French Blender,
Kylie can be the Bastille and then Jason can defend her.
And poor old Daphne in a car crash died,
Now maggots eat her corpse from the inside.
They`re just as good in bed as on the TV screen,
Young intellectuals will know what I mean.

Kylie and Jason, let`s play Freemason,
I`ll chase you `round the house while you wear silly aprons.
I`ll be the wife who doesn`t understand,
It`s not the clothes that make the man it`s the handshake.
1-2, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4 hey, hey!
Jason and Kylie, e tu brute.
They`re just like Free Range Eggs, they`re a damn good lay.
We made real fine threesome each one of us inside us,
And when you root like that nothing can divide us!
1-2, 1-2-3, Jason & Kylie for me!
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