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<pre><font size='+2'>JERK lyrics FREAK KITCHEN</font><br>I am into showbiz, I am a road manager<br />
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D`ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her<br />
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Touring can be boring, but not for me<br />
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You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:<br />
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I fuck with the support band, I remember when<br />
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We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"<br />
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I`m always in the mode for, let`s say, any kind of dope<br />
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I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"<br />
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Well I couldn`t believe what I just heard<br />
<br />
The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd<br />
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The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well<br />
<br />
If I only had the guts I`d tell ?m: go to hell!<br />
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Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew<br />
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To go and get a girl that we all can screw<br />
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You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite<br />
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And my wife and kids don`t know hippo-shit<br />
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I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you<br />
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I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do<br />
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I rather be a jerk, than snort ‘til I turn blue<br />
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I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk <br />
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An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away<br />
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I`m a road manager in a giant ashtray<br />
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And when my conscience knocks on the door<br />
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I bury myself in horse as a cure<br />
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And a prostitute, then I shoot some more<br />
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I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you<br />
<br />
I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do<br />
<br />
I rather be a jerk, than snort ‘til I turn blue<br />
<br />
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I am into showbiz, I am a road manager

D`ya know a sexy chick? I got a pass for her

Touring can be boring, but not for me

You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:

I fuck with the support band, I remember when

We had a shitty little group, called "Freak Kitchen"

I`m always in the mode for, let`s say, any kind of dope

I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said "nope"

Well I couldn`t believe what I just heard

The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd

The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well

If I only had the guts I`d tell ?m: go to hell!

Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew

To go and get a girl that we all can screw

You see, I an asshole and a real hypocrite

And my wife and kids don`t know hippo-shit

I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you

I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do

I rather be a jerk, than snort ‘til I turn blue

I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk

An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away

I`m a road manager in a giant ashtray

And when my conscience knocks on the door

I bury myself in horse as a cure

And a prostitute, then I shoot some more

I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you

I rather be a jerk, than do the shit you do

I rather be a jerk, than snort ‘til I turn blue

I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk

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