Jesus Is My Girlfriend lyrics

Look at my hands
Theyre all over you
My rusty nails stuck to you like glue
My arms around you
Like audio tape
Got a little red horn hidden underneath this cape

It`s not dirty
It`s not rude
I`ll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude
It`s not filthy
It`s not lewd
I wanna be famous just so I can get sued

Guess who`s my girlfriend
Yeah, it`s Jesus, she`s my girlfriend
Wanna know who my boyfriend is
No, nought out of ten
Jesus ain`t a man, she`s my girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend, Jesus is my girlfriend

It`s not drink
It`s not food
It`s a man in a shuttle with a tube
I can`t fly, so what, I can`t cook
Can`t even catch a tune with a hook

I`ve been to Hong Kong
And South Dakota
In a little wood plane
Without a motor
Got a girl in bed
When I took it further
Where, Jamaica?
No, I coaxed her, ha, ha!

It`s not dirty
Its not rude
I`ll go to Kuwait if I wanna get wanna get crude
It`s not filthy
It`s not lewd
I wanna get famous just so I can get sued

I love her
My girlfriend
I love her
My girlfriend

Jesus is my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend
Jesus is my girlfriend