it`s hard to be a jew on christmas
my friends won`t let me join in any games
and i can`t sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph `cuz there`s someting wrong with me
my people don`t believe in Jesus Christ Divinity
i`m a jew
a lonely fucking jew
on christmas
Hannakuh is nice but why is it
that santa passes over my house every year
and instead of eating ham, i have to eat kosher latkes
instead of silent night i`m singing Send " Jew" Ringtone to your Cell