Jim Henson S Dead lyrics

Pokemon`s a silly faze
Barney`s now just purple haze
The Power Rangers lost their will to fight

Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky
And Oscar`s still a grouchy guy
And Animal is looking dyno-mite

Oh Jim Henson`s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit`s still hot, `cause it`s still not
Easy being, green

Bert is mad `cause Ernie can`t hear
With a banana in his ear
They must learn how to cooperate

Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three
And no one laughs at poor Fozzie
And Scooter`s pissed `cause Raulf is always late

Oh Jim Henson`s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit`s still hot, `cause it`s still not
Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12

Now Miss Piggy`s just a big slab of pork
To the Swedish Chef who says "Mmm, pork pork pork"
And Cookie Monster wants another, bite

Yeah and Big Bird well he just can`t see
Why the two old guys in the balcony
Think Snufalufagus is out of, site

Oh Jim Henson`s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit`s still hot, `cause it`s still not
Easy being, green

Oh Jim Henson`s dead and gone
But his muppets will live on
And Kermit`s still hot, `cause it`s still not
Easy being, green

Easy being green, no
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