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You really like gorillas?
We`ve got just the pet for you
It`s the way you`re forced to act
To survive our schools
Make your whole life revolve around sports
Walk tough--don`t act too smart
Be a mean machine
Then we`ll let you get ahead
Jock-O-Rama--Save my soul
We`re under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Pep rally in the holy temple
And you`re forced to go
Masturbate en masse
With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell--Ra Ra Team
From the locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They`ll either laugh or cry
Jock-O-Rama--On the brain
Redneck-a-thon driving me insane
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Unzip that old-time religion
On the almighty football field
Beerbellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
`Now boys, this game ain`t played for fun
You`re going out there to win
How d`ya win?
get out there
And snap the other guy`s knee!`
Beat `em up! Beat `em up!
Ra Ra Ra
Snap those spinal cords
Ha Ha Ha
The star quarterback lies injured
Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his neck`s been broken
Seems to happen somewhere every year
His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says, `That boy gave a hundred percent
What spirit
What a man`
But who cares?
Games over--Let`s go get wasted man
To the 7-11, to the liquor store
Let`s party all night and party some more
Another Trans-Am
Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
`I ain`t drunk, officer
I just fell gettin` out of my car`
Don`t worry about it, son
We were that way when we were young
You`ve got all the skills
To make a damn good businessman