Joe Cool...startin` today.
Hey, it looks a little cloudy,
But that`s okay...`cause he`s Joe Cool
Joe Cool...dressin` up right,
Going out to catch a lady to take out tonight.
Put the shades on...precious pearly white;
Lookin` casual, feelin` dynomite.
Joe Cool...struttin` the streets,
Trying to impress each little darling he meets.
He says, `Hey baby...how `bout a midnight snack?`
She says, `Got a date already; I`ll catch you later, Jack.`
He says, `Take it easy baby.
Don`t come on too strong.
What`s your hurry? You got all day long.`
Joe Cool...he heads home.
But he`s not sure.
Yeah, he`s thumbing his finger
Through his little black book.
Now here`s one you ain`t seen for a while.
You know, the little French cutie
With the little pretty smile.
Dial that number; flash all of your charms
If you want that babe, that baby in your arms.
I said, Joe Cool, well, he got that date.
He showed up not a minute early, not a minute too late.
He sais, `Hey baby...here`s a flower for you.`
She said, `Come a little closer.
I`ve got something for you, too.`
Keep it light now...playin` by the rules.
Then she slaps him; he feels like a fool.
He says `Hey baby...what did you do that for?`
She says, `You ain`t called me
In at least a year or more.`
He heads home...but he`s no fool.
He may not have a girlfriend but,
At least he`s cool...Joe Cool.
Joe Cool...he`ll be okay.
Just remember tomorrow is another day.
Oh yes...Joe Cool.