John Holmes lyrics translation: ELIO E LE STORIE TESE John Holmes song texte and letras ELIO E LE STORIE TESE John Holmes tab, paroles and testo ELIO E LE STORIE TESE John Holmes Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
When I was just a boy
everyone made fun of me
just because my penis was enormous
my mom said it was gorgeus
I work in a circus
because of my penis
and everybody says no problem
because my penis makes my living
now I`ve become a famous actor
and even though I`m just a slave to love
I bought myself a rasta Harley
now I`m a slave to my new Harley
I got it from Bob Marley
it`s rasta `cause it was Bob Marley`s
sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley
I will relaunch the silent movie
because Bob told me that it`s groovy
and if you see the footy jumps... (non si capisce una sega)
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)
Twelve inches, he`s one foot of artistic reality
that is what attracted all the critics
not my acting ability
because they simply don`t get it
I don`t speak `cause I eat spaghetti
and so my face is normally off-screen
all of the people still come to adore me
and now they`ve made me into a big star
I relaunched the silent movie
because I am silent
and even if I had been born dumb
I`d have relaunched the dumb movie
and if I had been born XXX
I`d have relaunched the XXX movie
I am your fire and your Venus
because I`m acting with my penis
and so my penis makes my living
my penis is very forgiving
all my Harley don`t forgive me
and I`m asking for forgiveness
yes yes my Harley don`t forgive me
and I`m asking for forgiveness
Ok, come on....
John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema
John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)