Joker S Wild lyrics

crowd]Heeeyyyyyy!

Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray`s #1 game show: The Joker`s Wild!
Shaggy tell us something about tonight`s contestants.

HA HAHA Hey mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We
got a cop
we got a judge and we got a redneck. So step the fuck up and play The Joker`s
Wild!
(WooHoo!)

Everybody smile!
Guess who`s back on your underground dial! (who?)
It`s the game show host wit the most (Violent J)
And tonight we gonna have a little pig roast. (hehe-huh)
Top copper! It`s been a long while!
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle.
Mr. Big Man packin` that steel.
But tonight you ain`t shit. Now spin the fuckin` wheel!
Looks good nice try! Now let`s see just how you gon` die!
Lucky, lucky, it landed on Carpenter Jed.
He just pounds nails in your forehead.
The pig got lucky that time. But let`s take a look.
Who`s next down the line. Oh, the 43rd District Judge.
Hey pal! Remember me? You threw me in jail!
Take a spin or I`ll snap your neck. The clicker`s landed.
Let me check. The Jookie, hey it ain`t bad at all.
We just cut your face off and slap your skull. ~slap!~
Who`s next for the games and fun? Hillbilly Earl, C`mon down! Run!
The redneck that sic`ed his dog on me.
Now that`s gonna cost you a spin buddy!
Spin around and around it goes! Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes!
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile.
Anything goes on the Joker`s Wild.

`Tell me. Who killed seventeen people and later ate their dead bodies?`
~timer clicking~
`Jeffrey Dommer?`
`No! The correct answer would be your mother!`
`WAAA!`
`Shaggs?`

`Aww shit, mutha fuckas. Get ready for round 2 in this bitch! So if you want
your fuckin`
neckbone chopped, step the fuck up and play The Joker`s Wild!`

Ya like big money and prizes don`t ya?
You`d probably kill for a big prize won`t ya?
You little bitch! It`s your turn to spin. (ding ding ding)
`Free money!`
Now spin again. Oh goody, now unzip your drawers.
I`m gonna clip this chain on your balls!
Raise you upsidedown for the big batta.
Now we bust your head like a piniata! (Yeahhhh!!)
The audience loves that shit!
Listen to `em scream when your forehead splits
Wait, cut to a break! Oh shit dat-damn uh, we got guts on the camera.

`The Joker`s Wild is brought to you by:` `Faygo!`
Everybody sing! `Send yo` momma straight up to tha sto`! Tell that bitch to
bring home a
Faygo!`

Welcome back to the carnival show! Here`s your chance for the big money cash
flow!
Hit your buzzer, pull your lever! Joker, Joker, Lemon!
We sever your head! Pick a door! 1,2,or 3
It`s the same behind every door, me!
There`s no escape. Now gimme that bald head!
The crowd can`t help, look, their all dead!
And they just watchig their doom.
We broadcast from hell to your living room.
I ripped off his neckbone, wicked clown style.
Anything goes on The Joker`s Wild.

`It`s time to play hit or miss! Contestant #1, open your mouth! Contestant #2,
get ready!
Will he hit or miss?`
~spear hitting~
`He Hit!`
[crowd] Yeaahhhhh!
`What`s next?!`
`We got money, we got cash, we got prizes! We got blood, we got cocks, we got
naked
dead bitches! On The Joker`s Wild!`

I got my yellow suit, and my purple tie.
Somebody`s gonna die! Oh, my!
It`s Mr. Thompson my next door neighbor.
Always bitchin`! Yellin` from the kitchen... window.
See he died then he went to hell, though.
We meet again! I got my own game show.
Spin the wheel `cuz I just can`t fuck around.
~Rrrrrrinnnnnnngg!~
`Bonus round!`

Oh, shit! The end of the game. Bonus round.
We goin out with a bang! You got a chance for money and prizes!
You got a chance at death too! (eheheh)
So get ready, I`m comin` at ya fast!
Your chance for freedom at last!
Four questions. So are ya ready Jack?
`Uhhh, I-I think so...`
Load the gun!

`The governor...`
`Beechpot?`
`Yes! The square root of 2...`
`Uhhh...`
`Correct! Nutsacks don`t belong in...`
`Buttcracks?`
`Richboys eat...`
`Caviar?`
`NOOO! The correct answer is `bullets`!`
~machine gun fire~
`Oh hoho! Oho Geez! Oh! Well, this is Big Chipperwinks saying `so long` till
next week
folks! Seeya later! Goodbye!`
~laughing in the background~

That`s it. Go home.
crowd: Awwwwww
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