Toot toot! And a beep beep!
You`re a coal miner`s daughter who turned to the street
And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don`t know what that means but I`m sure it ain`t a bore
Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON`TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY IT`S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
(one two)
Hey Jonny you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!
Toot toot! And a beep beep!
A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep
It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep!
It`s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you couldn`t rape a donut
Kiehl`s gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag
But it`s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah
HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON`TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)
HEY JONNY JONNY YOU`RE A DREAM AND I DON`T WANNA WAKE UP (one two)
I`m really really goin` through it
so when are we gonna do it
I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude
in hopes that you`d someday screw it
I`m reading out like I`m Levar Burton but that`s only cuz I`m really hurtin`
Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey
cuz when you`re flirtin` Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin`!!!!
I`m living! I`m gagging!
You`re screening! I`m reading! Send " Jonny Makeup" Ringtone to your Cell