Wake up and shake myself out of bed again
Shaking the day down in my head again
It`s up and out, rise and shine, on the double
No time to slack, attack and tackle the trouble
Shake myself out of bed again
No time to stop and assess, can`t let it grind to a halt
Can`t stop and look at the mess and then find out it`s my fault
I can`t stop for a single minute
I know hell, well, I`m living in it
No time to stop at all, I`ve got to jump through the hoops
My job, well it`s a nine to five nightmare
I`m serving whiskey, stale wit and beer
Come on in , how`ve you been? Have I met you?
What`ll it be now, what can I get you?
My job, well it`s a nightmare
And every day from ine to five I`m there
No time to stop and assess, can`t let it grind to a halt
Can`t stop and look at the mess and then find out it`s my fault
I can`t stop for a single minute
I know hell, well, I`m living in it
No time to stop at all, I`ve got to jump through the hoops
Roll over, sit up and beg
Well, I`d much rather lie down and play dead
Here comes another hoop
Holidays have got to be the worst
I`ve seen so many I`ve got it well rehearsed
Joy to the world, hark the hey, let me ehar it
Deick the halls, trim the treet, that`s the spirit
Holidays are not for me, chop down the tree
They`ve got to be the worst
I`m old and set in my ways, no stopping now, it`s a shame
But in my much younger days I`d stop and I`d take the blame
I`m alright if I don`t know and can`t see
I`ll live in hell till the day that they plant me
No time to stop at all, I`ve got to jump through the hoops
Roll over, sti up and beg
Well I`d much rather...lie down and play dead
All over, so long my friend
So long, all over, the end
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