Just A Friend Biz Markie lyrics

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin` to this girl from the U.S. nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin`, pourin` with sweat

I was walkin` through the crowd and gues who I met

I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof"

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, "How do you like the show?"

she said, "I was very amused"

I started throwin` bass, she started throwin` back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man," she tried to pretend

She said, "No I don`t, I only have a friend"

Come on, I`m not even goin` for it

This is what I`m goin` sing



You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend

And you say he`s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend

But you say he`s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend

But you say he`s just a friend



So I took blah-blah`s word for it at this time

I thought just havin` a friend couldn`t be no crime

`Cause I have friends and that`s a fact

Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq

Forget about that, let`s go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin`, getttin` familiar

Spendin` a lot of time so we can build up

A relationship or some undderstanding

How it`s gonna be in the future we was plannin`

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin`

Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin` was brewin`

I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again

I said, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he`s just a friend"

Don`t gimme that, don`t ever gimme that

Jus` bust this



You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend

And you say he`s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend

But you say he`s just a friend, oh baby

You, you got what I need but you say he`s just a friend

But you say he`s just a friend



So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitor`s form

He told me where it was and I as on my way

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

I didn`t know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin` my girl in the mouth,

I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that I say

Don`t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
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