Kaiser Rolls Du Jour lyrics

[January 6, 1976
Rehearsal]

This is a story, tell it quick as I can
A week ago, I met a stumbler man
He stumbled up, he said, `All I wanna know,
How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls`

I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran,
So hard talking to a stumbler man
He stumbled over, and over again
`The Kaiser hratche Rolls since time began`

Raised my finger from the center of my hand,
Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler man
He slobbered `n puked in a garbage can
`The Kaiser hratche Rollin` might raise some sand`

Pushed him aside as he was slowin` my plan
So hard to understand a real stumbler man
Some stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said,
`Nobody ever tells me which way he goes`

Kaiser rolls `n rolls `n rolls
Kaiser rolls, and Kaiser rolls
Surprise to me they ain`t catched him yet,
HOW`S ABOUT A DOLLAR FOR SOME CIGARETTE?
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