Keith N Mefeat Kool Keith lyrics

[Keith`s rhyme]
Baby, can you feel my love?
I got my shorts on-
And I`m taking them off
Now when I saw your face I`m a believer
Hey what you got the keys to my Beamer
A keeper get the fever viva end receiver
Oochie Wally Wally leave it to my Beaver
Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale
If this rap game don`t work out baby you cut for Chippendales
I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay
Case of Criss in piss in the bidet I`m Miss rappin Jon Benet
Big hunk blowin spunk in the back of the top bunk
Slam dunk Daft Punk`s voice box in the water kerplunk
Get krunk forget Clyde and Bonnie Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt and Loni
Nancy and Ronnie Betty and Barney smokin mariwanni, I`m a little horny
On and on a common bond two vagabonds in Vuitton
Eatin Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong
Arm in arm naked making spawn at the salad bar get salad tongs deliver our new baby born
Wait something`s wrong, I gotta call my moms tell her Keith`s on my song
Ultramagnetic you helped my headache like a music paramedic you mad athletic there I said it
I`m older now, Come `n get it
We`re like Doin it and Doin it well, So poetic
[Keith`s rhyme]
You and me like ET and Drew Barrymore
Pick Reese`s Pieces off your piece I want to marry more Keith
You`ll be comin soonto a theatre near me
Veni Vidi Veni Veni-I came I saw I came and I came again that`s three
[Keith`s rhyme]
I think about you and the things you say when you rhyme
Won`t beat around the bush so you can beat around mine
I`m a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the stair I`m kinkier than pubic hair

[Thanks to sk8shoe_182@excite.com for these lyrics]