Kev S Lament It Was Over lyrics

Verse 1
I remember back on our very first date
In the back seat of me car
I wanted you to go all the way
But you wouldn`t go that far


I wanted you to hold me dick
You wanted to hold me hand
And when I accidentally brushed your tit
I just blew it and come in me pants


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began


Verse 2
I`ll never forget the strain and the sweat
As I fumbled with your gear
A hundred degrees with the windows wound up
So your Mum and Dad couldn`t hear


Tryin` me best to unzip your dress
And unhook your bra with one hand
And just when I thought I was doin` all right
I come in me pants again


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began


Verse 3
Blouses and buttons and bras and buckles
And `Stop it, I`m gettin` cold`
First time I`ve had a tit in me mouth
Since I was nine months old


I had lovers` balls and you had no idea
Of the pitch of me passion and pain
Tryin` to stay cool with me knackers on fire
I come in me pants again ... oh, shit ... and again


Verse 4
You wouldn`t give and I wouldn`t go
And we couldn`t seem to agree
You got the giggles and I got the shits
Then you wouldn`t talk to me


And when we made up and we started again
Your Dad banged on the roof and he yelled:
`What are you two kids up to in there?`
And I shit in me pants as well


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began


Verse 5
You hear people say that they`d love to go back
And do things that they did in the past
But if you reckon they were the real good old days
You can go stick `em right up your arse!


`Cause when I look back how I came and I went
With a tear in me eye I recall
How me, I had a cunt of a night,
But me undies had a ball


Chorus
And it was over ...
Before it began