Kick In The Ass lyrics

[Verse 1]

When the drudgery of every day life starts to get to me

Fouling up the flavor of my rice and beans recipe

I can`t do better than the best of my ability

The rent check is late, they`re turning off utilities

Fuck it, I don`t need electricity or gas

To sit alone in the dark and be sad

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass



[Verse 2]

It`s been three weeks and a day

Since I last brush my teeth

My breath is so bad that

I can`t smell my feet

I`m a` throw in the towel

`Cause I just can`t compete

Got a boat, and a paddle

But no shit up my creek

I`m that manic depressive, hermit, bona-fided freak

On the floor in the corner whiping tears from my cheeks

I don`t want to talk

I don`t want to eat

So just leave me alone so my self can defeat

It`s unbearable, but I prefer feeling terrible

I don`t need more advice



Or another boring parable

Really, it`s over



I got no more tears for your god damn shoulders

I told you, to start treating me colder

Or I`ll get closer to calamity

An unmotivated state

On the crotch of insanity`s panties

In my poop stained pajamies

Damn, B, better start acting manly, and do it fast



[Hook]

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass

I need a friend



Some call me a quitter

But it`s more deep than that

`Cause every time I get up

I get knocked on my back

Why not stay flat?

Where nothing bad can happen

Away from all the acusations

And the laughin

False facts, and lies of the world outside

I`m a` just sit here and count flies

One

Two

Three, four, five

That one died

And I`m jealous

If there was a prize for underzealous

I would win it

I`m just gunna start this song and never finish

Get my little name in the big book of Guinness

Underneath the title

The most lackadaisical, unamazacle, underwhelming

Scardy cat lazy rat bastard

Depressing piece of crap in his class

Who needs a friend to kick him in the ass



[Hook]



I`ve tried, but I can`t put my past to the back of me

I think of all the pain I`ve caused, and I atrophy

Alone, sitting at home, with my phone, off the ringer

Nost full of fingers

Wonderin` if I`ll ever have the strength to pull myself over obstacles

Or if I`ll just write moving on as impossible

And give it up

Nail the window and door shut

And live it up

Lonely, but liberated

Cut off from the world

My girl and my crew

With nothing to eat and not a damn thing to do

Except to sit and wait for someone to save me

By putting one of they feet in the seat that god gave me

Maybe then I`ll finish first

Instead of coming in last



[Hook]



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