King Leer lyrics

Your boyfriend, he
went down on one knee
well, could it be
he`s only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
with Vodka
or, Tizer
I can`t quite remember
but you didn`t thank me
you didn`t even thank me
because you never do

Your boyfriend, he
has the gift of the gab
or, could it be
the gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
and...nothing much happened
and you didn`t phone me
you didn`t even phone me
because it`s not your style
to dial

Your boyfriend, he
displays to me
more than just
a hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
with a homeless chihuahua
you gushed for an hour
you handed him back and said
`You`ll never guess
I`m bored now
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